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    New favorite phrase

    Urban Dictionary: Man Stand
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    in the case of multi story shopping centers, leaning on the railings of an upper floor watching the people below
    Surely, standing on a lower floor, trying to look up skirts?

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      #3
      or if organised, sitting in the shop with coffee and a book.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        or if organised, at home watching the football.
        I mean, who really goes shoe shopping with the missus in this day and age?
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          I mean, who really goes shoe shopping with the missus in this day and age?
          I have to do it once a year to remind her what a bad idea it is!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            I have to do it once a year to remind her what a bad idea it is!
            Interesting - anyway back to the subject of shopping
            "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

            https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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              #7
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              I mean, who really goes shoe shopping with the missus in this day and age?
              Whoever made that mistake more than once?

              And if you'd been dragged around the shoe shops as a kid with your sister, you knew the score already.
              Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                #8
                My new favourite phrase is 'hoofwanking bunglecunts'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by jmo21 View Post
                  My new favourite phrase is 'hoofwanking bunglecunts'
                  Lol!
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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