I know it happened and is therefore technically news but

[doodab]

BBC - Newsbeat - Two dead and 23 injured in SXSW festival car crash

Why is two people dying in texas #5 on the BBC most read list? It's not like people don't die on the roads in Britain every day.

[anonymouse]

It's now down to #7, with the new entry at #2.

Ouch!!

BBC News - Penis cut off in attack in Middlesbrough

[sasguru]

It's now down to #7, with the new entry at #2.

Ouch!!

BBC News - Penis cut off in attack in Middlesbrough

I like the way they say in BBC tiptoeing around the point style"...found with wounds in his groin after the attack...".
No tulip Sherlock.
Why beat about the bush - "...lopped his dick off and carved him a pussy" would probably more accurate.

[doodab]

It's now down to #7, with the new entry at #2.

Ouch!!

BBC News - Penis cut off in attack in Middlesbrough

Well, that's a relief. And not something you see every day either. Luckily.

[barrydidit]

Boro. Where dicks go to die.