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Don't sleep with gypsy girls

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    Don't sleep with gypsy girls

    Police search A-road for missing manhood
    Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1t

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    Just as well it didn't happen near me. Always out walking and I always pick up useful things I find by the road, screws, lengths of chain, reflectors etc and put them in my big box of bits in the shed, just in case they come in handy to repair something. Sure I could find a use for a spare willy, mine's getting on a bit.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #3
      'A few of the Asda staff have been talking and apparently it was some gypsy men doing it to another guy after they found out he had slept with one of their girlfriends.
      'I don't know his name but that seems to be what I have heard.'
      Sponsored by UK Independence Party
      If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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        #4
        Well if it was gippo men who did it, they probably swallowed it

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          #5
          Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
          Well if it was gippo men who did it, they probably swallowed it
          We're glad to here you're OK, anyway.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            We're glad to here you're OK, anyway.


            Who's hijacked Old Greg's account?

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              #7
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post


              Who's hijacked Old Greg's account?
              He's probably worried the same thing could happen to his mangina
              Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

              No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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