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    Oh yeh!

    Pity CUK did not make a sticky of my pervert of the week thread. Anyway, it seems that there's a good book out and that:

    There really is a specialised sexual pursuit called “psellismophilic nebulophilia”, which involves self-gratification in foggy weather while someone stutters. Try that if your current relationship is flagging
    Perv: the Sexual Deviant in All of Us by Jesse Bering, review - Telegraph

    Beats my idea of NHS dentists selling X-Rays of people's teeth as porn to xraydentophiles.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Pity CUK did not make a sticky of my pervert of the week thread. Anyway, it seems that there's a good book out and that:



    Perv: the Sexual Deviant in All of Us by Jesse Bering, review - Telegraph

    Beats my idea of NHS dentists selling X-Rays of people's teeth as porn to xraydentophiles.
    It's a bit early in the morning to have a sexual deviant in you.

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      oh

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        #4
        like how do you ever find out that you get your jollies from wanking in the fog while someone stutters???

        it's not fookin natural I tell ya/.

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          #5
          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          like how do you ever find out that you get your jollies from wanking in the fog while someone stutters???

          it's not fookin natural I tell ya/.
          It doesn't sound like my cup of tea, but maybe it's the kind of thing that you try once and then never look back.

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            #6
            Tip to anyone who likes to experiment, avoid food blenders. Although stripping off and climbing into a cement mixer might be ok.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              Originally posted by original PM View Post
              like how do you ever find out that you get your jollies from wanking in the fog while someone stutters???
              I d-d-d-d-d-don't k-k-k-k-know.
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                Originally posted by original PM View Post
                like how do you ever find out that you get your jollies from wanking in the fog while someone stutters???

                it's not fookin natural I tell ya/.
                Probably you are engaging in some perfectly normal outside fun under cover of fog, and someone suddenly says "eh-eh-excuse muh-muh-me b-but I c-c-c-can see y-y-y-you".
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                  I d-d-d-d-d-don't k-k-k-k-know.
                  FTFY

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                    I'm not surprised, but it must be a very specialist niche

                    I mean how often are people caught out in fog with someone stuttering ?
                    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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