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    A womanly trick

    Fathertester and Mothertester are in Rome to watch the game tomorrow. Fathertester phoned me yesterday and told me Mothertester had opened her bag and realised she'd only brought left shoes with her and wondered if Lady Tester, with all her psycho-geriatric training, might know if this is a sign of senility. I wondered too, so I phoned Lady Tester and asked her, then she fell about laughing and told me 'it's a woman's trick to force Fathertester to buy her more shoes'.

    I expect the Tester family fortune is being heavily depleted on the Via Condotti right now.

    Surely only women can be so devious?
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    Senile

    Nope

    she is ALL there

    Good woman!

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      #3
      wimmin and shoes ... wtf is that all about one pair for work, one for leisure and one for best party frock should suffice

      Neat trick though & thanks for the heads up
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        #4
        Originally posted by Dallas View Post
        Senile

        Nope

        she is ALL there

        Good woman!
        WHS
        If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Fathertester and Mothertester are in Rome to watch the game tomorrow. Fathertester phoned me yesterday and told me Mothertester had opened her bag and realised she'd only brought left shoes with her and wondered if Lady Tester, with all her psycho-geriatric training, might know if this is a sign of senility. I wondered too, so I phoned Lady Tester and asked her, then she fell about laughing and told me 'it's a woman's trick to force Fathertester to buy her more shoes'.

          I expect the Tester family fortune is being heavily depleted on the Via Condotti right now.

          Surely only women can be so devious?
          First we need to know more about Mothertester...........








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            #6
            Originally posted by Troll View Post
            wimmin and shoes ... wtf is that all about one pair for work, one for leisure and one for best party frock should suffice

            Neat trick though & thanks for the heads up
            I've bought 4 pairs of shoes this month
            I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pogle View Post
              I've bought 4 pairs of shoes this month
              I don't do shoes or handbags, but I've bought 10 more cook books.
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                #8
                I bought some running shoes.

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                  #9
                  4 pairs under my desk, next to the trainers and 1 pair on my feet

                  rackloads at home

                  all mandatory

                  I remember being in a permie job for 2 years and took home 25 pairs on my last day.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Dallas View Post
                    4 pairs under my desk, next to the trainers and 1 pair on my feet

                    rackloads at home

                    all mandatory

                    I remember being in a permie job for 2 years and took home 25 pairs on my last day.
                    I think I have accumulated a pair or two but they all have their functions appropriate to use and also the time of year. I tend to wear shoes to death and then if I can replace them with the same kind.

                    Though I was bullied into buying a pair of Louboutins by cojak and Zippy a few years back in Harvey Nicks.
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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