Fathertester and Mothertester are in Rome to watch the game tomorrow. Fathertester phoned me yesterday and told me Mothertester had opened her bag and realised she'd only brought left shoes with her and wondered if Lady Tester, with all her psycho-geriatric training, might know if this is a sign of senility. I wondered too, so I phoned Lady Tester and asked her, then she fell about laughing and told me 'it's a woman's trick to force Fathertester to buy her more shoes'.
I expect the Tester family fortune is being heavily depleted on the Via Condotti right now.
Surely only women can be so devious?
I expect the Tester family fortune is being heavily depleted on the Via Condotti right now.
Surely only women can be so devious?
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