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    Week-end Caption Competition

    CUK drinks evening at the Counting House goes wrong.


    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

    #2
    There was keen interest in the closing down sale at the sports shop, but they only had one cricket stump left
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      #3
      Small signs of progress at the first annual cuk conference on "dealing with opposing views".

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        #4
        A prominent member of CUK receives their medication.

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          #5
          CUK drinks evening at the Counting House goes as planned / exactly the same way it always does

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            #6
            Dodgy Agent realises there will be a number of socialists crammed into a small space during Tony Benn's funeral and so decides to pop round.

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              #7
              The rare discovery of a CV with two references gets out of hand for agents at Huxley Associates.
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                CUK drinks evening at the Counting House goes as planned / exactly the same way it always does
                Not always

                I think it was TickTock who told the barman to f*** off at the Christmas bash.

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                  #9
                  After nearly two years the local Russian residents finally work out that the Gay Bears Bar isn't some kind of new fangled western hipster drinking establishment
                  Doing the needful since 1827

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                    #10


                    "I'm glad I beat the rush, it's going to get crazy in there"
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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