Newbie Guide

[TestMangler]

Radiators, gladiators, chutney spoons and masturbators,
Disguised employees, umbrellas, HMRC - Nasty fellas.

Read the stickys, reputation, contract breaking litigation,
IR ******** 35, should you take the train, or drive ?

Psychocandy's dumb ass posts, IP addresses, Unix hosts,
Bad advice from stunning wits, mudskipper showing off her tits.

Inconsistent moderation, immigrants ruining our nation,
Five day bans for talking blunt, especially if you type 'c**t'

Notice periods, professional day.
You'll find it all, on C.U.K.

(Working from home clearly leaves you with too much time on your hands !)

[mudskipper]

Radiators, gladiators, chutney spoons and masturbators,
Disguised employees, umbrellas, HMRC - Nasty fellas.

Read the stickys, reputation, contract breaking litigation,
IR ******** 35, should you take the train, or drive ?

Psychocandy's dumb ass posts, IP addresses, Unix hosts,
Bad advice from stunning wits, mudskipper showing off her tits.

Inconsistent moderation, immigrants ruining our nation,
Five day bans for talking blunt, especially if you type 'c**t'

Notice periods, professional day.
You'll find it all, on C.U.K.

(Working from home clearly leaves you with too much time on your hands !)

I made the rogues' gallery!

[MyUserName]

Took me a few lines to get the tune

[Mich the Tester]

Where's Andyw?

[mudskipper]

Where's Andyw?

And "Would Mich"?

[Dallas]

next verse ,.,,,,

[TestMangler]

Andy W flying planes, Inheritance tax, capital gains,
Is this contract right for you ? What would Mitch The Tester do ?

Brillopad and friend requests, Daily Mail - quality press,
Sasguru's life of fantasy, Dhoog disliking blasphemy.

[vetran]

Andy W flying planes, Inheritance tax, capital gains,
Is this contract right for you ? Who would Mitch The Tester do ?

Brillopad and friend requests, Daily Mail - quality press,
Sasguru's life of fantasy, Dhoog disliking blasphemy.

FTFY

good so far!

[mudskipper]

What about the jetsetters, go-getters, bed wetters and mumsnetters?

[TestMangler]

What about the jetsetters, go-getters, bed wetters and mumsnetters?

Think we need to collaborate on that verse :-) I've got two conf calls and a daily report to do this afternoon