Ever long for a peaceful life?

**gingerjedi** · 23 August 2006, 15:03

Yep its called government work, overpayed and underworked long may the gravy train continue... toot toot all aboard.

**CaribbeanPirate** · 23 August 2006, 15:05

In 9 years on the beat, he has "never dealt with a murder, serious crime or drug offence" and never known anyone steal from another individual.

When I was contracting, I think all of my contracts involved one or more of them.

**expat** · 23 August 2006, 15:17

Originally posted by zeitghost

Is he the chap that got his wallet nicked recently while on his hols else where?

Yes. Elsewhere was the crime-ridden cesspit of Inverness. He forgot to tell himself Mind How You Go.

**oraclesmith** · 23 August 2006, 15:49

Originally posted by expat

PC Inglis will retire from his beat soon, the largest beat in Europe: Northern Sutherland (it's in the North of Scotland, in case some need to know).

In 9 years on the beat, he has "never dealt with a murder, serious crime or drug offence" and never known anyone steal from another individual.

With that sort of nick rate I'm surprised he lasted 9 years.

**AlfredJPruffock** · 23 August 2006, 16:10

Ah Sutherland !

An area I have the pleasure of visiting for over a week, there are no worlds to describe the serene and haunting beauty of this area , dont even think about visiting there the solitude must stay preserved.

Honestly none of you would like it.

Theres always Malaga or Manchester for that matter.

Everyone is trying to get to the bar.
The name of the bar, the bar is called Heaven.

The band in Heaven plays my favorite song.

They play it once again, they play it all night long.

Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

There is a party, everyone is there.

Everyone will leave at exactly the same time.

Its hard to imagine that nothing at all

could be so exciting, and so much fun.

When this kiss is over it will start again.

It will not be any different, it will be exactly

the same.

It's hard to imagine that nothing at all

could be so exciting, could be so much fun.

Heaven is a place where nothing every happens.

Heaven is a place where nothing every happens.

Ben Loyal

**AlfredJPruffock** · 23 August 2006, 16:23

My Heart is in the Highlands
My Heart is not Here

**bogeyman** · 23 August 2006, 16:24

Smoo Cave!

[on your map] Smoo Cave

Wow! I like the sound of that.

I could be the Smoo of Smoo Cave.

Can I buy it?

**AlfredJPruffock** · 23 August 2006, 16:26

Yours for a fiver Sir !

**expat** · 23 August 2006, 20:33

Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock

Ah Sutherland !

dont even think about visiting there the solitude must stay preserved.

Honestly none of you would like it.

quite so. No need really to mention it again.

Ever long for a peaceful life?