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What's gonna be the Pasty Tax for this year?

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    What's gonna be the Pasty Tax for this year?

    Are we going to see them all lined up outside Gala Bingo looking for a photo-op?

    #2
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Are we going to see them all lined up outside Gala Bingo looking for a photo-op?
    I predict a £1 Big Society Contribution Charge payable by anyone who helps an old lady across the road.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      I predict a £1 Big Society Contribution Charge payable by anyone who helps an old lady across the road.
      I reckon it's still worth it based on me short changing her when I help with her shopping.

      Tesco, Every little helps.

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        #4
        Perhaps a tax on nipple tassles, they could even call it a pasty tax
        Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

        No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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          #5
          Fat Tax? Sugar Tax?

          Better name for the media would be "Kebab Tax" or summat.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Sunshine. Everyone feels better on a sunny day, what better time to take a quid each off them.

            And, it would cost those smug southern chunts most of all meaning a big surge in scottish tory support and no chance of a labour victory. Osbourne is too sly a political operator to let an opportunity like this pass.

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              #7
              100% tax on deep fat fryers and Buckfast to drive the Scots into independence. You read it here first.

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                #8
                Micropenile Gains tax or "wee willy" tax as it will be known . That way Max Clifford single-handedly wipes out the UK's debts with one quick stab of his button mushroom.
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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