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    Cutting the Bingo Tax and Beer Duty...

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    Alternative tag lines please.


    "To give 'em sommat to do after a day down't pit"

    #2
    To keep them off our streets.

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      #3
      KUATB
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Originally posted by vwdan View Post
        To keep them off our streets.

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          #5
          You and I might think they'd be happier in nice houses like ours, but top scientists have proved that if you give a working man a nice house, he'll quickly let it fall into a state of filth and depravity.That's how he likes it.
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            #6
            So the plebs will spend less time breeding

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              #7
              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              You and I might think they'd be happier in nice houses like ours, but top scientists have proved that if you give a working man a nice house, he'll quickly let it fall into a state of filth and depravity.That's how he likes it.
              Sounds like my house

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                #8
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Sounds like my house
                you like a bit of Filth & Depravity then?

                I can't be too cheeky my in-laws are obsessively neat (their house is minimalist white and surgically clean). They have the vapours when they pop round.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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