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    Frugal

    According to my bank statement I haven't spent any money for a whole week.

    Most unnatural.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    According to my bank statement I haven't spent any money for a whole week.

    Most unnatural.
    So you can now splash out on your rent boy.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      So you can now splash out on your rent boy.
      Are you desperate for a handout again?
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        My God! There must be some pointless item that you covet? Get a bloody grip FFS!
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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          Are you desperate for a handout again?


          Anywho, why not get some of these :

          The Most Awesomely-Eccentric Japanese Products
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Thats a nice word, frugal
            a sort of cross between a musical instrument and a soft , chewy fruity sweet
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              My God! There must be some pointless item that you covet? Get a bloody grip FFS!
              TBH I've went on a bit of a spree when I found out I was ill and bought nearly everything I "wanted" because it seemed to be silly to wait for a tomorrow that wasn't coming. Some of it gets used quite a bit but a surprising amount is just clutter. There really isn't anything major left that I want enough to pay for it. A titanium mountain bike I'll never ride? A better "zoo and airshow" lens for my camera I'll never use? Another synthesizer I never switch on? All pointless.

              I do spend quite a lot on cherries though. I reckon about £25 a week at current prices.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #8
                why dont you spend some money to get a bit of the moon named after you, or a star or something.

                'Ah yes, to find the Horse head nebulae, go to Orions belt, up to Doodabs cherry, then its over to the left a bit'
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  why dont you spend some money to get a bit of the moon named after you, or a star or something.

                  'Ah yes, to find the Horse head nebulae, go to Orions belt, up to Doodabs cherry, then its over to the left a bit'
                  My mum actually paid for one of those, had a binary star named after my son & I. Except of course it's not an official thing at all, just a way of making money out of gullible people. I didn't tell her in case it upset her.
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #10
                    Why so many cherries?
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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