I don't know whether this is an age thing but I appear to be developing a neurosis about visiting the bogs at work.
Issue 1) The urinals are too close together. I'm not exactly at ease stood next to another bloke with me chopper in hand at the best of times but this is cramping my shaking off routine.
Issue 2) The stalls are partitioned in such a way that people outside can see yer cacks round yer ankles. And, of course, you can hear your neighbours' activity as well as them being able to hear yours. I don't like that.
Issue 3) Indians hacking stuff into the sinks. And there's worse. Something I thought was a mere aberration but I've seen 2 different Indians do it now - what I can only describe as a casual vomit. It starts with the hacking routine but then they bring up some of their lunch, calmly rinse it away and then repeat a couple of times. All done in a very relaxed manner exhibiting none of the visible signs of distress that I'd be showing under those circumstances.
Oh for the bogs at my last client co which had floor to ceiling brick walls between each one and self contained wash basins so you didn't have to come into contact with anyone, let alone hear them at their business.
Issue 1) The urinals are too close together. I'm not exactly at ease stood next to another bloke with me chopper in hand at the best of times but this is cramping my shaking off routine.
Issue 2) The stalls are partitioned in such a way that people outside can see yer cacks round yer ankles. And, of course, you can hear your neighbours' activity as well as them being able to hear yours. I don't like that.
Issue 3) Indians hacking stuff into the sinks. And there's worse. Something I thought was a mere aberration but I've seen 2 different Indians do it now - what I can only describe as a casual vomit. It starts with the hacking routine but then they bring up some of their lunch, calmly rinse it away and then repeat a couple of times. All done in a very relaxed manner exhibiting none of the visible signs of distress that I'd be showing under those circumstances.
Oh for the bogs at my last client co which had floor to ceiling brick walls between each one and self contained wash basins so you didn't have to come into contact with anyone, let alone hear them at their business.
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