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    Stop fondling that slab and shag, says lover rubber-glover

    According to one of Durex's less than reliable surveys, some 12 per cent of people had answered a phone during sex, while one in 10 had read a text.

    Apparently, more than 5 per cent of respondents had even checked Facebook while making love, although we're sure this number is dwindling along with the popularity of Zuck's advertising empire.

    In the sexual world, Durex makes a play of the fact it stops nasty sexually transmitted diseases. However, on the internet it is obsessed with spreading unwelcome viral content.

    The latest piece of crapvertising by the latex pusher is dubiously linked with Earth Hour, which takes place on 29 March. During this short-lived celebration of all things ecological, greeny-meanies are urged to turn off the lights for an hour and do something which comes naturally. And no, they don't mean sleep.

    Lights out & heads down for a full house.

    OK admit who has reached for a mobe whilst in the throes of passion? Or worse had your paramour do so?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Stop fondling that slab and shag, says lover rubber-glover




    Lights out & heads down for a full house.

    OK admit who has reached for a mobe whilst in the throes of passion? Or worse had your paramour do so?
    Could be a new internet meme. The climax selfie. Most people would be horrified if they could see the face they pull!

    (It probably already is - I'm not googling it though!)

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      #3
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      Stop fondling that slab and shag, says lover rubber-glover




      Lights out & heads down for a full house.

      OK admit who has reached for a mobe whilst in the throes of passion? Or worse had your paramour do so?
      No. We don't answer the bleeding things while eating, so we certainly don't answer them during sex. I actually hate mobile phones and only have one as it's become something of a necessity in modern life. I don't have a smartphone, happily.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

        (It probably already is - I'm not googling it though!)
        Couldn't resist


        Sex Selfies: Trend in Taking Pictures of Videos During Sex:sex-love-life:glamour.com:sex-love-life:glamour.com

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          #5
          Excellent finally something the UK lead the world in

          Porn And Sex Selfies: The Habits Of People Who Cheat Are Revealed In New Survey

          71% of British male respondents and 69% of women have taken a sex selfie, compared with an average of 60% globally. The phenomenon was especially popular in Taiwan and Japan but in France, 38% of men and 34% of women said they prefer the solo sex selfie with no partner present.

          Also confirmed the French are happy to 'go it alone'.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            I once made a phone call during sex
            Unlocked phone was still in my pocket
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
              I once made a phone call during sex
              Unlocked phone was still in my pocket
              Bet when your wife received it she was not best happy.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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