The laziest thing I've ever seen

[OwlHoot]

One of the permies taking the lift to go _down_ one floor!

And the lard arsed fat feck had to wait for quite a while.

If he was a dog, he'd lean against a wall to bark

[Old Greg]

One of the permies taking the lift to go _down_ one floor!

And the lard arsed fat feck had to wait for quite a while.

If he was a dog, he'd lean against a wall to bark

Probably let rip a good fart on the way down. Was he mumbling about drinking champagne in the morning in an American accent?

[d000hg]

Down escalators (do they have a less contradictory name?) annoy me on principle.

[gingerjedi]

Was he carrying a hot drink?

[evilagent]

Down escalators (do they have a less contradictory name?) annoy me on principle.

elevators and lifts annoy you too?

[Old Greg]

Down escalators (do they have a less contradictory name?) annoy me on principle.

You do know they do it on purpose?

[d000hg]

elevators and lifts annoy you too?

Aren't they the same thing?

A lift has to go down otherwise it can only be used once.

[OwlHoot]

Was he carrying a hot drink?

Probably several chocolattes (extra sugar) inside him. But otherwise, none that I could see

[BigRed]

One place I worked had a group of 'Offshore Resources' over for a 3 week stint. They invariably took the lift both ways even though they couldn't all fit in it in one go. That was a single floor as well.

[xoggoth]

One thing that annoys me (one of very many) is apparently able people who stand on escalators and block my way. Does it occur to them that if they f* walked sometimes they would not be quite so f* fat?