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    Ausgezeichnet

    Just read a news article in my local München paper and got the gist without having to reach for the translator.
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

    #2
    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Just read a news article in my local München paper and got the gist without having to reach for the translator.
    Einfach Artikel?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      vielleicht
      "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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        #4
        Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
        vielleicht
        Unbedingt
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Ein Darmstädter und ein Frankfurter sitzen im Zug. Auf einmal springt der Zug aus den Gleisen, fährt eine Böschung runter, um einen Baum herum, am Main entlang und wieder auf die Gleise zurück.

          Frankfurter: „Du sachema, wieso sinn mir dann von de Gleise erunner die Böschung ennab, um den Abbelbaum erum, am Maaa entlang un widder uff die Gleise druff?“

          Darmstädter: „Kaa Ahnung, vielleicht sollte mer ma de Schaffner fraache?“

          Beide gehen zum Schaffner.

          Frankfurter: „Du sachema Kaddeabreißer, wieso sinn mir dann von de Gleise erunner, die Böschung ennab, um den Abbelbaum erum, am Maaa entlang un widder uff die Gleise druff?“
          Schaffner: „Da kann ich Ihnen auch nicht weiterhelfen. Vielleicht sollten wir uns beim Zugführer erkundigen!“

          Alle drei gehen zum Zugführer.

          Frankfurter: „Du sachema Zuuchfieerer, wieso sinn mir dann von de Gleise erunner, die Böschung ennab, um den Abbelbaum erum, am Maaa entlang un widder uff die Gleise druff?“

          Zugführer: „Ei da stand en Offenbacher uff de Gleise!“

          Frankfurter: „Ja unn? Da fährt me doch driwwer!“

          Zugführer: „Wollt isch ja erst aach. Abber dann is der bleede Offebäscher von de Gleise erunner, die Böschung ennab, um den Abbelbaum erum, am Maaa entlang........“
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #6
            Platt.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Platt.
              Nope, my local dialect. Hessisch 😁
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #8
                Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                Just read a news article in my local München paper and got the gist without having to reach for the translator.
                From the photo?
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?

                  Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

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                    #10
                    Thought this was going to be summit to do with antizeganism or summit. Why do most German words all sound a bit nasty?
                    bloggoth

                    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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