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    Mathematical formula required

    Schoolby errur
    Last edited by zoco; 31 March 2014, 12:55.

    #2
    Originally posted by zoco View Post
    I'm such a dunce ...
    You really need not have said any more.
    Feck you're serious with that question? And yet to dare to comment about what is and is not science?
    Feck me where do we find these cretins?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Mathematical formula required

      I'm trying to calculate the number two. I have a one and another one. Can someone write the formula down I need to be able to solve this please?

      Extra point for Using Sasgurus Last Theorem.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        I'm trying to calculate the number two. I have a one and another one. Can someone write the formula down I need to be able to solve this please?

        Extra point for Using Sasgurus Last Theorem.
        sasguru's First and Last theorem: "Never underestimate the cretinism of the average CUKKER".
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Mathematical formula required

          Can someone tell me the formula for how to tell my arse apart from my elbow?
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            In case you missed it, Zoco's question was:

            He wants to take £10K as a dividend. can someone give him the formula for what he needs to take gross?

            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              Can someone tell me the formula for how to tell my arse apart from my elbow?
              An elbow is not used in a homosexual act.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                In case you missed it, Zoco's question was:

                He wants to take £10K as a dividend. can someone give him the formula for what he needs to take gross?

                Well it's not 10,000 * 1.25 as you said in that PM you just sent me. Even I'm not that thick.

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                  #9
                  Modelling your arse-shoulder-elbow as a single-jointed rigid system we have a simple non-right triangle:



                  let A be the angle of your arm to your body...
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    If I lend you a four, then you have 4-1-1=2
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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