I quite like electric toothbrushes and they seem to do the job pretty well but every time I use I have this little thought in the back of my head, "is the electric toothbrush an invention by men in the adult entertainment business to get women used to giving oral sex?" Think about it, they're cylindrical, have batteries, vibrate and when you use them, white foamy stuff dribbles out of your mouth down your chin...
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The Electric Toothbrush Conspiracy Theory
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The Electric Toothbrush Conspiracy Theory
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI quite like electric toothbrushes and they seem to do the job pretty well but every time I use I have this little thought in the back of my head, "is the electric toothbrush an invention by men in the adult entertainment business to get women used to giving oral sex?" Think about it, they're cylindrical, have batteries, vibrate and when you use them, white foamy stuff dribbles out of your mouth down your chin... -
Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI quite like electric toothbrushes and they seem to do the job pretty well but every time I use I have this little thought in the back of my head, "is the electric toothbrush an invention by men in the adult entertainment business to get women used to giving oral sex?" Think about it, they're cylindrical, have batteries, vibrate and when you use them, white foamy stuff dribbles out of your mouth down your chin...
Although I'm sure NLadyUK would oblige for the appropriate consideration."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI quite like electric toothbrushes and they seem to do the job pretty well but every time I use I have this little thought in the back of my head, "is the electric toothbrush an invention by men in the adult entertainment business to get women used to giving oral sex?" Think about it, they're cylindrical, have batteries, vibrate and when you use them, white foamy stuff dribbles out of your mouth down your chin...Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI quite like electric toothbrushes and they seem to do the job pretty well but every time I use I have this little thought in the back of my head, "is the electric toothbrush an invention by men in the adult entertainment business to get women used to giving oral sex?" Think about it, they're cylindrical, have batteries, vibrate and when you use them, white foamy stuff dribbles out of your mouth down your chin...While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI quite like electric toothbrushes and they seem to do the job pretty well but every time I use I have this little thought in the back of my head, "is the electric toothbrush an invention by men in the adult entertainment business to get women used to giving oral sex?" Think about it, they're cylindrical, have batteries, vibrate and when you use them, white foamy stuff dribbles out of your mouth down your chin...Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostHave you tried sticking one up you arse?If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Swedish company Foreo’s got a silicone toothbrush called Issa. It vibrates like your Sonicare, and comes in woozy pastel colours.
This Toothbrush Is A Vibrator You Stick In Your Mouth | Gizmodo AustraliaComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostHave you tried sticking one up you arse?“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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