NF: Ahh, riding high in the polls
AH: do not get complacent ve still have much to do…
NF: I Trumped that upstart Clegg on both occasions, hee, hee
AH: Ja, that fool played into our handz, with ze debates, thinking facts would work, where soundbites & platitudes always win.
NF: So more of the same?
AH: of course, tell people same thing many times, they will soon believe, I know!
NF: But what about the British people who can see through the bull?
AH: Never underestimate the power of the HIP (Hate, Ignorance & Prejudice) – look how far I got, if not for those damn Russians & ze weather...
NF: I’m worried that one day the British people will come to realize that what I’m saying is bulltulip…
AH: What did I just say? the power of the HIP is all encompassing – Ah, I ze you need a demonstration, OK, tell the British people what you’ve been saying is kacke , rubbish, drivel and observe the power of the HIP –
NF: What? Actually admit it is crap, I can’t do that….
AH: Trust in the power of the HIP, young Farage…..
Farage admits Manefesto is Crap publically……..
Nigel Farage Disowns UKIP Manifesto As 'Drivel'
NF: Unbelievable, I’m getting invites for Papers, Radio, TV, even getting Women saying they’ll vote for me, even immigrants saying they’ll vote UKiP…..
AH: Indeed, I told you the power of the HIP – now ve need to add the impression of recession & woe to complete our program.
NF: I’m worried, that the true resilience of the British people will come through….
AH: Hee, hee………what you mean the character of the British worker saying, now foreign bod here taking me job, how can I do the job better, or add value? – don’t worry about this, just remember the HIP – it’ll be easier for the British worker to blame, not look for a solution, hee, hee,
NF: So whats next?
AH: Short term, carry on with the Europe bashing, always sehr good…
NF: But what if people say I’ve been getting £80K from them, won’t that make me look hypocritical?
AH: Nein, people will say nobody’s perfect, hypocrisy is acceptable in politics….
NF: What about my disparaging remarks about women and me mistresses?
AH: What about zem? – women love you for it, I had loads…
NF: What about my tax shenanigans? –
Nigel Farage used his firm Thorn In The Side Ltd to halve tax bill | Mail Online
AD: Listen, What did I tell you a year ago? I said you would be feted, on Radio, TV, newspapers and around the country, remember I have been there already, learn from my mistakes, remember the power of the HIP….Soon, young one, the circle will be complete………my other pupil, VP has annexed Crimea – you have supported him publicly……………..everything is working to plan….Soon, Soon………..
Nigel Farage pays homage to Vladimir Putin’s power politics - FT.com
NF: So, you really think I can be in government?
AH: Ja! the people will say they need a change, a man of the people, keep that man in pub kacke image going, all your faults and failings will be ignored or seen as, what is ze term you use nowadays?
Ah yes, ze Badboy image, you will become the third party in British politics, nudging the LibDems out, then coalition……..then, then………..
NF:I need to ask you, what’s it like where you are?
AH: Hot, but I’m with bad company…
NF: So all together…..
“Vote UkiP”
AH: do not get complacent ve still have much to do…
NF: I Trumped that upstart Clegg on both occasions, hee, hee
AH: Ja, that fool played into our handz, with ze debates, thinking facts would work, where soundbites & platitudes always win.
NF: So more of the same?
AH: of course, tell people same thing many times, they will soon believe, I know!
NF: But what about the British people who can see through the bull?
AH: Never underestimate the power of the HIP (Hate, Ignorance & Prejudice) – look how far I got, if not for those damn Russians & ze weather...
NF: I’m worried that one day the British people will come to realize that what I’m saying is bulltulip…
AH: What did I just say? the power of the HIP is all encompassing – Ah, I ze you need a demonstration, OK, tell the British people what you’ve been saying is kacke , rubbish, drivel and observe the power of the HIP –
NF: What? Actually admit it is crap, I can’t do that….
AH: Trust in the power of the HIP, young Farage…..
Farage admits Manefesto is Crap publically……..
Nigel Farage Disowns UKIP Manifesto As 'Drivel'
NF: Unbelievable, I’m getting invites for Papers, Radio, TV, even getting Women saying they’ll vote for me, even immigrants saying they’ll vote UKiP…..
AH: Indeed, I told you the power of the HIP – now ve need to add the impression of recession & woe to complete our program.
NF: I’m worried, that the true resilience of the British people will come through….
AH: Hee, hee………what you mean the character of the British worker saying, now foreign bod here taking me job, how can I do the job better, or add value? – don’t worry about this, just remember the HIP – it’ll be easier for the British worker to blame, not look for a solution, hee, hee,
NF: So whats next?
AH: Short term, carry on with the Europe bashing, always sehr good…
NF: But what if people say I’ve been getting £80K from them, won’t that make me look hypocritical?
AH: Nein, people will say nobody’s perfect, hypocrisy is acceptable in politics….
NF: What about my disparaging remarks about women and me mistresses?
AH: What about zem? – women love you for it, I had loads…
NF: What about my tax shenanigans? –
Nigel Farage used his firm Thorn In The Side Ltd to halve tax bill | Mail Online
AD: Listen, What did I tell you a year ago? I said you would be feted, on Radio, TV, newspapers and around the country, remember I have been there already, learn from my mistakes, remember the power of the HIP….Soon, young one, the circle will be complete………my other pupil, VP has annexed Crimea – you have supported him publicly……………..everything is working to plan….Soon, Soon………..
Nigel Farage pays homage to Vladimir Putin’s power politics - FT.com
NF: So, you really think I can be in government?
AH: Ja! the people will say they need a change, a man of the people, keep that man in pub kacke image going, all your faults and failings will be ignored or seen as, what is ze term you use nowadays?
Ah yes, ze Badboy image, you will become the third party in British politics, nudging the LibDems out, then coalition……..then, then………..
NF:I need to ask you, what’s it like where you are?
AH: Hot, but I’m with bad company…
NF: So all together…..
“Vote UkiP”
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