World to stop turning is Scotland goes independent

[scooterscot]

It is confirmed. Western civilisation will cease to exist. Scenes of anarchy to become common place as poverty stricken voters in Scotland give a slightly smaller sheet than before to world affairs.

Tom Logan from the Royal Observatory in Greenwich suggested that an independent Scotland may cause the known 'second' to increase in length as Sep 18th grew closer. Tom said "It's very worrying, my train from Paddington each morning takes long enough without those Scottish separatists!!"

Scottish independence: Lord Robertson says Yes vote 'would be cataclysmic'

[BrilloPad]

Only cataclysmic for Scotland. Good news for England.

[Uncle Albert]

WBS
Hopefully we can ditch GMT and leave Scotland to it's dark winter nights.

[sasguru]

There's only one downside to Scottish independence that I can see - the number of immigrants to the SE will increase.

[Uncle Albert]

There's only one downside to Scottish independence that I can see - the number of immigrants to the SE will increase.

We could always impose impose immigration limits like we did with the Romanians.

[VectraMan]

We could always impose immigration limits like we did with the Romanians.

No need. Scotland won't be in the EU, so no automatic right to live and work in the UK.

[Flashman]

It is confirmed. Western civilisation will cease to exist. Scenes of anarchy to become common place as poverty stricken voters in Scotland give a slightly smaller sheet than before to world affairs.

Tom Logan from the Royal Observatory in Greenwich suggested that an independent Scotland may cause the known 'second' to increase in length as Sep 18th grew closer. Tom said "It's very worrying, my train from Paddington each morning takes long enough without those Scottish separatists!!"

Scottish independence: Lord Robertson says Yes vote 'would be cataclysmic'

More likely 'would be cataclysmic' for the Labour Party in England.

But eerily reminiscent of the Europhile FUD line of argument. .
Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt.
Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt.
Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt.

Do not rock the boat.........

[scooterscot]

No need. Scotland won't be in the EU, so no automatic right to live and work in the UK.

We'll smuggle ourselves doon on the East coast line. London pavements are lined with gold, innit?

[MicrosoftBob]

Or maybe Scotland to stop turning once it turns into a socialist utopia

[speling bee]

We'll smuggle ourselves doon on the East coast line. London pavements are lined with gold, innit?