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    sh1t advice

    Now that I've hit 40 I decided to get back into shape and have decided to have a large dump. Problem is now I can't do a sh1t big enough! I've got a black tie event coming up soon and I really need to do a big one soon or I will look like a fat git.

    What can I do to sort out this issue and look like Daniel Craig in James Bond?

    #2
    Deep squats.

    Thighs to parallel.

    'Ass to grass'.

    And if you want to move a really big one, do it in the safety of a power cage.

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      #3
      You sound like you hit 40 in 1984.
      <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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        #4
        LSD ?
        Join IPSE

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          #5
          Eat a tub full of Naga chillies, followed by 16 pints of Bass

          Problem sorted
          Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

          No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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            #6
            Movicol
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #7
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              Movicol
              and plenty of water

              FTFY
              Join IPSE

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                What can I do to sort out this issue and look like Daniel Craig in James Bond?
                Embrace the fatness....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Problem is now I can't do a sh1t big enough!
                  Try the Divide and Conquer approach: break your large problem up into a series of smaller problems.

                  Lots of fruit will help.
                  nomadd liked this post

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    Now that I've hit 40 I decided to get back into shape and have decided to have a large dump. Problem is now I can't do a sh1t big enough! I've got a black tie event coming up soon and I really need to do a big one soon or I will look like a fat git.

                    What can I do to sort out this issue and look like Daniel Craig in James Bond?
                    You could always do MF. He's a big sh1t.

                    HTH
                    The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                    George Frederic Watts

                    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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