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Charm. Do you have it?

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    Charm. Do you have it?

    Well do you, you fookwit cretins?
    I do obviously.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    A 1:1 interview to job offer ratio says I must be doing something right while in conversation

    I never had a huge amount of luck chatting up girls, though

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Well do you, you fookwit cretins?
      I do obviously.
      I ooze charm, in fact if you have any charm whatsoever it's probably some of mine you've stepped in.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        I ooze charm, in fact if you have any charm whatsoever it's probably some of mine you've stepped in.
        I hope you're charging the full rate card price, you dirty little bitch.

        4.

        Charm
        Popular slang for seminal fluids. May also be referred to as Spunk, Jizz, Man Fat, Cum or Spooey.
        1) Oh, see that highly attractive chap over there? I'd love him to fill me with charm.

        2) Can I offer you a charm necklace?

        3) I've just charmed in my pants
        Urban Dictionary: charm

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          I ooze charm, in fact if you have any charm whatsoever it's probably some of mine you've stepped in.
          I said charm, not slime.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            I do. My neg reps are proof of that.
            Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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              #7
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              I said charm, not slime.
              Its hard for many people to tell the difference......
              merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                I said charm, not slime.
                That's bile, not slime.
                The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                George Frederic Watts

                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                  #9
                  Charm is generally about making other people feel good about themselves. I have it when I want it but a lot of the time I just CBA.
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    Charm is generally about making other people feel good about themselves.
                    What's that all about?
                    The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                    George Frederic Watts

                    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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