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    something to help you sleep easy

    BBC News - Asteroid impact risks 'underappreciated'

    All this fuss about the EU and immigration and the economy means we forget about the real danger to our way of life. Giant space rocks!

    There are thousands of them just waiting to smash into us and obliterate whole cities. They need to be stopped!
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Can't sleep?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Come, friendly asteroids, and fall on Slough.

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        #4
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Come, friendly asteroids, and fall on Slough.
        And Dunstable.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Would she not help you sleep easier?

          "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            BBC News - Asteroid impact risks 'underappreciated'

            All this fuss about the EU and immigration and the economy means we forget about the real danger to our way of life. Giant space rocks!

            There are thousands of them just waiting to smash into us and obliterate whole cities. They need to be stopped!
            UKIP of you want to.

            The lady is not for kipping.

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              #7
              What is urgently needed to tackle this problem is a new tax, and we need commitees to discuss it. We also need to make the public aware with scary TV programmes.
              I'm alright Jack

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