Geek sweet nothings

**MarillionFan** · 23 April 2014, 07:55

Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Popped into my not so local on the way home last night. There was a chap in there I haven't seen in ages. We get on quite well as he does entertainment management for a living, so is the adult emobidment of the audio-visual club at school. Ie geeky.

He has got a new bird, who is attractive, but also uber geeky. She said as she was trying to get them to go home "Darling, let's go home and mail-merge". Turns out she is now looking for work since Spamalot has ceased trading. But "mail-merge", fnar fnar

So, how do you tell your loved one, or new conquest you want to recompile their back end?

Are you coming out?

**suityou01** · 23 April 2014, 07:57

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Are you coming out?

Dull. How about "can I see your bits"? Or would that require the subject to understand octals.

**d000hg** · 23 April 2014, 08:06

Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Dull. How about "can I see your bits"? Or would that require the subject to understand octals.

"Fancy a nibble?"

**mudskipper** · 23 April 2014, 08:10

Fancy a poke?

**suityou01** · 23 April 2014, 09:57

Originally posted by zeitghost

Eggshellent.

I shall treasure that one.

Didn't know I also typed in slur.

**suityou01** · 23 April 2014, 10:10

How do you fancy seeing my stack overflow?

**Ticktock** · 23 April 2014, 10:11

Alright love, fancy a shag?

I'm not really a geek.

**vetran** · 23 April 2014, 10:24

need more RAM?

Do you want to interface?

**MyUserName** · 23 April 2014, 10:37

Is fifty quid enough?

Geek sweet nothings