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    Make love on your elbows

    Country Life reveals its 'Gentlemanly Commandments' | Mail Online

    DO'S

    A gentleman...

    Is at ease in any situations and puts others at their ease
    Is always on time
    Dresses to suit the occasion
    Makes love on his elbows
    Occasionally gets drunk, but never disorderly
    Is mindful of others' financial circumstances
    DONT'S

    A gentleman does not...

    Wear a pre-tied bow tie
    Drink Malibu
    Buy fuchsia trousers
    Tweet
    Put products in his hair
    Wear Lycra
    Write with a ballpoint
    Plant gladioli
    Own a cat
    So you cat owning biro using yobs - what do you think makes a Gentleman?

    I quite liked this quote :

    'Courtesy costs nothing — rudeness is exorbitant and never forgotten. - Richard E. Grant'
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Carpet burns - ow.

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      #3
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Carpet burns - ow.
      and housemaid's elbows!
      Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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        #4
        and the classic ..

        A gentleman gets out of the bath to have a pee
        Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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          #5
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          Carpet burns - ow.
          one has silk rugs.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            one has silk rugs.
            What, in the maids' quarters?

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              #7
              Steven Gerrard!!!
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                What, in the maids' quarters?
                who else does one make love to when Madam is suffering from the vapours?
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  One doesn't "own" a cat, the cat owns you.
                  This is why it's a stupid idea trying to keep vermin as a pet.

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