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    Do you name your tech?

    For years my servers, laptops, media centres etc have all been given network names from HHGTTG.

    In a recent break from tradition, my new laptop is called Heisenbug.

    Am I the only one who names my tech?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    My laptop become very old and slow. Then I called it suity.

    HTH

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      My laptop become very old and slow. Then I called it suity.

      HTH
      Send it in for a £15 fix
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Functional and descriptive naming schemes only - I look down on anything else with the disdain that they deserve.

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          #5
          I call all my tech ^$^%£*!&$*"($*_")!(!*(")&%_)*!"&_%*)&_!*^!^%!)%&+! )"&%

          It's catchy and easy to remember.
          Last edited by nomadd; 26 April 2014, 13:58. Reason: Typo! :)
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            #6
            You mostly have to name it. My phones tablets etc are 'doodabs htc one', 'doodabs tablet' etc but real machines get named after solar system objects, except a sun t2000 which i decided to call terminator.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #7
              Minor Discworld characters for most of mine.

              This is being typed on Hex. Phone is Errol, iPad is Binky. Old iMac is Gaspode.

              In my long ago sys admin days I ran a University research dept. where all the servers were given one word band names. Pulp, Suede, Elastica etc.
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #8
                Originally posted by vwdan View Post
                Functional and descriptive naming schemes only - I look down on anything else with the disdain that they deserve.
                Do you rename things when you repurpose them?
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  most companies i've worked for/with name their hardware. Aspirational cars, LoTR characters, etc.

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                    #10
                    I have to identify the kit on the network in some way. Systematic names take all the fun out of it. My kit are named after flowers - daisy, rose, hyacinth, rhododendron, fuchsia etc.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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