What do you call a computer that sings?

[NotAllThere]

A dell.

I'm looking for bad jokes of this format (not necessarily IT related) for a forth-coming panto. Oh yes I am. Contributions welcome.

[stek]

A man is browsing in a clothes shop and says to his mate, 'That's the one I'd get'

Then a cyclops beat him up..

[tractor]

..

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack!

It would be helpful to know what the panto is, this one would be ok for a beanstalk joke I guess...

What do you call a blind deer?

No Idea

What do you call a blind deer with no legs?

Still no idea....

[NotAllThere]

It's Snow White. But it's drifted somewhat from anything disneyesque...

[mudskipper]

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack!

It would be helpful to know what the panto is, this one would be ok for a beanstalk joke I guess...

What do you call a blind deer?

No Idea

What do you call a blind deer with no legs?

Still no idea....

What do you call a blind deer with no legs and no willy?

Still no ****ing idea...

[tractor]

...

What do you call a blind deer with no legs and no willy?

Still no ****ing idea...

What do you call a blind deer with no legs, no willy and no ears?

Doesn't matter, it still won't ****ing hear you!

On topic.....

Q: Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.

Q: When you have a hangover, do you wake up grumpy?
A: Usually, but sometimes I let him sleep in.

Q: Why does Snow White always treat each of the Seven Dwarfs equally?
A: Because she's the fairest of them all.

Q: Why did Snow White wait outside the Main Street Photo Supply Co. in Disneyland?
A: She had been told that someday her Prints would come.

NS for kids....

Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A: Gag!

[MarillionFan]

How do you make a gay man **** a woman?

(Answer see Jimmy Carr)

[vetran]

There you go 62

Heard the one about the pensioner who invented one of the world's shortest jokes? Man, 76, uses three-word funny to break record for the most one-liners in 60 seconds | Mail Online

& 300 (apparently)

The World's Shortest One Liner Joke by George Valentine

One for Scooter:

One of my Scottish ancestors was killed at Culloden. He was knocked down by a bus.

[MarillionFan]

Higgs boson walks into church, priest says “We don’t allow your type in here.”
Higgs replies “But without me, how can you have mass?”