this is the parody thread doodab should have created.
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If you're going into the toilet trading game make sure NLyUK gets her cut.
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I thought this was a thread about investing in property to rent out at a profit.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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no Just MF 'Flushed with success' or 'Going down the pan' or maybe MF sledging to discourage the other fledgling Nicholas van HoogstratensAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I happened across this site earlier, which offers live data about people using toilets in Toronto: Quantified Toilets - Everyday. Every time.
Using advanced sensing technologies and a state of the art centralized waste data collection system, we are able to discreetly capture data from each individual toilet. Activities at each toilet create unique signatures that enables us to track usage and analyze details from every toilet in a building.
The chap who used T105 at 03:41:09 PM left a "deposit" whose odour was "sulphuric", it seems
He's also been using drugs, but not drinking alcohol.
EDIT: and the bloke on T703 recently has got gonorrhoeaComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI happened across this site earlier, which offers live data about people using toilets in Toronto: Quantified Toilets - Everyday. Every time.
Using advanced sensing technologies and a state of the art centralized waste data collection system, we are able to discreetly capture data from each individual toilet. Activities at each toilet create unique signatures that enables us to track usage and analyze details from every toilet in a building.
The chap who used T105 at 03:41:09 PM left a "deposit" whose odour was "sulphuric", it seems
He's also been using drugs, but not drinking alcohol.
EDIT: and the bloke on T703 recently has got gonorrhoeaWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI happened across this site earlier, which offers live data about people using toilets in Toronto: Quantified Toilets - Everyday. Every time.
Using advanced sensing technologies and a state of the art centralized waste data collection system, we are able to discreetly capture data from each individual toilet. Activities at each toilet create unique signatures that enables us to track usage and analyze details from every toilet in a building.
The chap who used T105 at 03:41:09 PM left a "deposit" whose odour was "sulphuric", it seems
He's also been using drugs, but not drinking alcohol.
EDIT: and the bloke on T703 recently has got gonorrhoea
Ewwww, just EWWWWW....
What a weird data set to capture, I dread to think what motivated them to want to collect data, let alone install sensors.Comment
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostEwwww, just EWWWWW....
What a weird data set to capture, I dread to think what motivated them to want to collect data, let alone install sensors.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostNot sure my wee has ever smelled "nutty".Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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