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    Buy toilets

    this is the parody thread doodab should have created.
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

    #2
    If you're going into the toilet trading game make sure NLyUK gets her cut.

    Or she may ensure you get cut.

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      #3
      I thought this was a thread about investing in property to rent out at a profit.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        no Just MF 'Flushed with success' or 'Going down the pan' or maybe MF sledging to discourage the other fledgling Nicholas van Hoogstratens
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          I happened across this site earlier, which offers live data about people using toilets in Toronto: Quantified Toilets - Everyday. Every time.
          Using advanced sensing technologies and a state of the art centralized waste data collection system, we are able to discreetly capture data from each individual toilet. Activities at each toilet create unique signatures that enables us to track usage and analyze details from every toilet in a building.

          The chap who used T105 at 03:41:09 PM left a "deposit" whose odour was "sulphuric", it seems

          He's also been using drugs, but not drinking alcohol.

          EDIT: and the bloke on T703 recently has got gonorrhoea

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            #6
            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            I happened across this site earlier, which offers live data about people using toilets in Toronto: Quantified Toilets - Everyday. Every time.
            Using advanced sensing technologies and a state of the art centralized waste data collection system, we are able to discreetly capture data from each individual toilet. Activities at each toilet create unique signatures that enables us to track usage and analyze details from every toilet in a building.

            The chap who used T105 at 03:41:09 PM left a "deposit" whose odour was "sulphuric", it seems

            He's also been using drugs, but not drinking alcohol.

            EDIT: and the bloke on T703 recently has got gonorrhoea
            I never wanted to visit Toronto until I saw this.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #7
              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              I happened across this site earlier, which offers live data about people using toilets in Toronto: Quantified Toilets - Everyday. Every time.
              Using advanced sensing technologies and a state of the art centralized waste data collection system, we are able to discreetly capture data from each individual toilet. Activities at each toilet create unique signatures that enables us to track usage and analyze details from every toilet in a building.

              The chap who used T105 at 03:41:09 PM left a "deposit" whose odour was "sulphuric", it seems

              He's also been using drugs, but not drinking alcohol.

              EDIT: and the bloke on T703 recently has got gonorrhoea

              Ewwww, just EWWWWW....

              What a weird data set to capture, I dread to think what motivated them to want to collect data, let alone install sensors.

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                #8
                Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
                Ewwww, just EWWWWW....

                What a weird data set to capture, I dread to think what motivated them to want to collect data, let alone install sensors.
                Drug testing presumably?
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Not sure my wee has ever smelled "nutty".

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Not sure my wee has ever smelled "nutty".
                    try Asparagus
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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