I have no title for this

[ChimpMaster]

Indirectly... "rescue and offer a better life" sounds dangerous close to "get in a relationship with".

Yes perhaps but I think that time of my life has come and gone. My life is now too stable and apathetic, a daily treadmill to nowhere - so when something out of the ordinary comes up it shakes the foundations I thought were so safe and so right. She's come to work here, thinks what a nice home I have, what a comfortable life I have, looking at my beautiful kids playing in the garden, looking at my perfect life. I'm thinking I want to get out of here.

It's midday, the sun is shining. I offer her lunch, she refuses. I make it for her anyway and she eats. It's like no one's ever done anything for her.

But we carry on. I can't leave. I suppose, we make our own demons.

[speling bee]

Yes perhaps but I think that time of my life has come and gone. My life is now too stable and apathetic, a daily treadmill to nowhere - so when something out of the ordinary comes up it shakes the foundations I thought were so safe and so right. She's come to work here, thinks what a nice home I have, what a comfortable life I have, looking at my beautiful kids playing in the garden, looking at my perfect life. I'm thinking I want to get out of here.

It's midday, the sun is shining. I offer her lunch, she refuses. I make it for her anyway and she eats. It's like no one's ever done anything for her.

But we carry on. I can't leave. I suppose, we make our own demons.

Have you found a cat?

[mudskipper]

Maybe you should get a cat.

[stek]

Who's on suicide watch tonight, sounds like another Fred West...

[MarillionFan]

Who's on suicide watch tonight, sounds like another Fred West...

What he's going to have sex with his own daughter and then bury her and some lodgers in the basement?

[stek]

What he's going to have sex with his own daughter and then bury her and some lodgers in the basement?

Could happen....

[mudskipper]

Yes perhaps but I think that time of my life has come and gone. My life is now too stable and apathetic, a daily treadmill to nowhere - so when something out of the ordinary comes up it shakes the foundations I thought were so safe and so right. She's come to work here, thinks what a nice home I have, what a comfortable life I have, looking at my beautiful kids playing in the garden, looking at my perfect life. I'm thinking I want to get out of here.

It's midday, the sun is shining. I offer her lunch, she refuses. I make it for her anyway and she eats. It's like no one's ever done anything for her.

But we carry on. I can't leave. I suppose, we make our own demons.

Sounds like you need a hobby - something to spark the passion again. I recommend a bike - with the aim of a Lejog in a year or two.

[speling bee]

Sounds like you need a hobby - something to spark the passion again. I recommend a bike - with the aim of a Lejog in a year or two.

Better than MF's hobby.

[mudskipper]

Better than MF's hobby.

What's that then?

[speling bee]

What's that then?

I don't want to know.