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The Big Allotment Challenge

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    The Big Allotment Challenge

    "Anyone got any ideas for a new show?"

    "I known, let's do masterchef in a garden"

    "Brilliant idea! that is the best one since the masterchef with cakes program"

    Seriously, are they so creatively hindered in the BBC that this is the best they can come up with?

    #2
    One of the team I've been working with was approached to take part in that as she's an allotment nutter. She declined to enter since "it was too masterchefish".

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      #3
      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      "Anyone got any ideas for a new show?"

      "I known, let's do masterchef in a garden"

      "Brilliant idea! that is the best one since the masterchef with cakes program"

      Seriously, are they so creatively hindered in the BBC that this is the best they can come up with?
      Well Sewing was already taken, so I guess gardening was all that was left.
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        Has Monty Don got some masterchef with wood show on channel 4?

        I am surprised they have not got Kevin McCloud doing some type of masterchef with bricks show, clearly nobody is building any grand design houses these days so they have got him doing some right nonsense to fill up his contract.

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          #5
          Originally posted by minestrone View Post

          I am surprised they have not got Kevin McCloud doing some type of masterchef with bricks show, clearly nobody is building any grand design houses these days so they have got him doing some right nonsense to fill up his contract.
          He's in this
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #6
            What about "The Big Sofa Challenge", without paying extra they have to try and get a sofa delivered the same day from a chain store
            Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

            No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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              #7
              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              He's in this
              I have had a right good whine about that before...

              http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...made-home.html

              "Did anyone seriously think a man nailing bits onto his shed would make a series of watchable TV?"

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                #8
                Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                "Anyone got any ideas for a new show?"

                "I known, let's do masterchef in a garden"

                "Brilliant idea! that is the best one since the masterchef with cakes program"

                Seriously, are they so creatively hindered in the BBC that this is the best they can come up with?
                Again, life following fiction after W1A (BBC comedy show) had a plotline about trying to woo Claire Balding away from ITV's "How big is your dog?" to host "Britain's Tastiest Village"
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Again, life following fiction after W1A (BBC comedy show) had a plotline about trying to woo Claire Balding away from ITV's "How big is your dog?" to host "Britain's Tastiest Village"
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
                    What about "The Big Sofa Challenge", without paying extra they have to try and get a sofa delivered the same day from a chain store
                    You haven't seen DIY SOS?

                    Or equivalent on Channel 5?

                    They get whole rooms and houses done for needy people and get the furniture in a day from well-known chain stores.
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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