Dressing to please your man

[zoco]

I don't know about you lot but my Missus is becoming increasingly slovenly in her evening attire.

When we first married I used to get stockings and sussies, crotchless panties and it was all topped off with a nice little teddy. Used to get me right in the mood

Nowadays she pulls off her crop top and whips off her Adidas track suit bottoms expecting me to be ready for action. And when I complain she tells me I'm being sexist. Must be something to do with those women she's been mixing with at Frome Sisters 4 Palestine.

That said, I don't reckon many civvy girls wear stockings any more. Reckon it's to to with being under the jackboot of these 4th generation feminists.

Does your Missus dress for you?

[MarillionFan]

When we first married I used to get stockings and sussies, crotchless panties and it was all topped off with a nice little teddy. Used to get me right in the mood

Perhaps she doesn't like you dressing up any more.

[MicrosoftBob]

Does your Missus dress for you?

Yes, she has to do something to drag me away from gaming or watching horror movies

[Mich the Tester]

I don't know about you lot but my Missus is becoming increasingly slovenly in her evening attire.

When we first married I used to get stockings and sussies, crotchless panties and it was all topped off with a nice little teddy. Used to get me right in the mood

Nowadays she pulls off her crop top and whips off her Adidas track suit bottoms expecting me to be ready for action. And when I complain she tells me I'm being sexist. Must be something to do with those women she's been mixing with at Frome Sisters 4 Palestine.

That said, I don't reckon many civvy girls wear stockings any more. Reckon it's to to with being under the jackboot of these 4th generation feminists.

Does your Missus dress for you?

How do you dress for her?

[mudskipper]

I tried donning a Man U shirt and Wayne Rooney mask to get his attention, but it didn't work.

[original PM]

I am a stallion.

Does not matter what the missus is wearing it will soon be on the floor....



or something....

[zoco]

How do you dress for her?

She always used to like me in a pair of oily dungarees after I'd been doing a bit of maintenance on me mowers.

Doesn't seem to cut the mustard any more.

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

I tried donning a Man U shirt and Wayne Rooney mask to get his attention, but it didn't work.

Could have at least chosen somebody who didn't like like a British Bulldog!

[Scruff]

What would Lars have done?

Lars and the Real Girl (2007) - IMDb

[BrilloPad]

Once women get in a long term relationship their libido halves. For men it stays the same.

There again, half of nothing is nothing. sex is the penalty women pay to be in a relationship with a man.