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How to be German in 25 easy steps

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    How to be German in 25 easy steps

    Very funny. No. 16: Hate Bavaria

    Every pantomime needs its villain. For Germany, the wicked witch is Bavaria. Firstly it had the misfortune to be based right down there in the corner, far enough away that we can all say mean things about it and it won't hear, not central enough that it can claim real geographic importance. It then had the audacity to become the richest state, but not quietly and with humility, but in a gregarious, badly dressed, heavy drinking, God greeting, bumpkin sort of way. It's also a source of wider German mirth since while only one part of this huge country, it's responsible for 91% of all wider held German stereotypes and 100% of the annoying, inaccurate ones.
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

    #2
    Germany is the one where everybody wears Liederhosen and plays in an oompah band?
    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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      #3
      I loved living in Munich. Great city, great quality of life.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
        Germany is the one where everybody wears Liederhosen and plays in an oompah band?
        No that's Bavaria. That's the point of the comment.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          I loved living in Munich. Great city, great quality of life.
          Stop it! Don't tell anyone!
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Education is waster on you people. I want a rebate on my taxes.
            "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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              #7
              München. Bayern

              But why do we say Bayern Munich in English? Surely it should be Bavarian Munich?
              Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                #8
                Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                Very funny.
                As Herr Flick used to observe

                Originally posted by Flick
                A German joke is no laughing matter

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                  #9
                  FAIL, no mention of invading Poland
                  Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                  No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
                    FAIL, no mention of invading Poland
                    Here you go. Actually, there are 26 territories included there. But 2 are the channel islands so I think that makes 25 easy steps :nazi:

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