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Ridiculously macho activities & attributes
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Gay porn.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
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Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View PostIn a more idle moment I got to thinking about how it would be funny to pursue some ridiculously macho activities in my leisure time. The idea being... when an old friend gets in touch and asks: "So what have you been up to lately?" - I respond with a list of ridiculously macho activities. I need some help compiling a list. Here are my initial thoughts...
1) Kickboxing
2) Quad-bike / motorbike riding
3) Hunting crows/pigeons with a shotgun/airgun
4) Clay pigeon shooting
5) Wrestling/Judo/JuJitsu
6) Weightlifting/gym
7) Binge-drinking
8) Eating lots of steak
9) Getting a short "functional" haircut
10) Growing a beard
11) 5hagging a lot of (freely consenting adult) women
Have you any ideas?Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View PostSome ridiculous twaddleComment
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Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostBlimey with that lot you could be Putins boyfriendThe material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_ParkComment
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Why don't you and your mate spend the summer herding sheep in Wyoming. It'll help you both find out who you really are.Comment
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Not many of those seem particularly macho to me
You should cut your own verruca out with a stanley knife like I did last night. Then when it started pissing blood all over the place i said "I ain't got time to bleed" and it stopped.Comment
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Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View PostNot many of those seem particularly macho to me
You should cut your own verruca out with a stanley knife like I did last night. Then when it started pissing blood all over the place i passed out.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View PostIn a more idle moment I got to thinking about how it would be funny to pursue some ridiculously macho activities in my leisure time. The idea being... when an old friend gets in touch and asks: "So what have you been up to lately?" - I respond with a list of ridiculously macho activities. I need some help compiling a list. Here are my initial thoughts...
1) Kickboxing
2) Quad-bike / motorbike riding
3) Hunting crows/pigeons with a shotgun/airgun
4) Clay pigeon shooting
5) Wrestling/Judo/JuJitsu
6) Weightlifting/gym
7) Binge-drinking
8) Eating lots of steak
9) Getting a short "functional" haircut
10) Growing a beard
11) 5hagging a lot of (freely consenting adult) women
Have you any ideas?
Erm, how about meeting your partner, falling in love, going through good and bad times and sticking it out whatever might happen?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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