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How to be Scottish in 25 easy steps

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    How to be Scottish in 25 easy steps

    1. whine alot
    2. eat fatty foods
    3. be obese
    4. whine even more
    5. drink alot
    6. whine yet more
    7. try to get independence from the country that subsides your extravogent lefstle
    8.-25. whine

    HTH

    #2
    You forgot about putting on saltire makeup and a see-you Jimmy wig.

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      #3
      you forgot

      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      1. whine alot
      2. eat fatty foods
      3. be obese
      4. whine even more
      5. drink alot
      6. whine yet more
      7. try to get independence from the country that subsides your extravogent lefstle
      8.-25. whine

      HTH
      you forgot

      Claim Benefits
      Work for a council
      work in public sector
      hate the English

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        #4
        Originally posted by tarbera View Post
        you forgot

        Claim Benefits
        Work for a council
        work in public sector
        hate the English
        That could be Wales too
        Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

        No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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          #5
          Die at the age of 52.
          <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            1. whine alot
            2. eat fatty foods
            3. be obese
            4. whine even more
            5. drink alot
            6. whine yet more
            7. try to get independence from the country that subsides your extravogent lefstle
            8.-25. whine

            HTH
            Or as I like to call it enjoying life...

            T-totaler-yoga-going-rule-follower-vegans--southern-puffs must have the most miserable existence on earth. They live 10 years longer, but it must be utterly boring.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Unix View Post
              Or as I like to call it enjoying life...

              T-totaler-yoga-going-rule-follower-vegans--southern-puffs must have the most miserable existence on earth. They live 10 years longer, but it must be utterly boring.
              Not only we live 10 years longer, we're also lucky that we don't live in the Norf.
              <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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                #8
                Originally posted by petergriffin View Post
                Not only we live 10 years longer, we're also lucky that we don't live in the Norf.
                I consider myself lucky that you dont live in the North too
                I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                  I consider myself lucky that you dont live in the North too
                  Actually I shopped for the best food when I was up norf.

                  I remember going on Tuesdays to the indoor market in Preston to buy some genuine Italian food. I doubt those stalls are still there.

                  It was just me, some OAPs and mostly foreigners shopping at the market. The local chavs were busy with junk food pushers nearby.
                  <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Unix View Post
                    Or as I like to call it enjoying life...

                    T-totaler-yoga-going-rule-follower-vegans--southern-puffs must have the most miserable existence on earth. They live 10 years longer, but it must be utterly boring.
                    Only in Scotland can you enjoy life while having a heart attack and whining.

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