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BrilloPad
1st May 2014, 06:23
1. whine alot
2. eat fatty foods
3. be obese
4. whine even more
5. drink alot
6. whine yet more
7. try to get independence from the country that subsides your extravogent lefstle
8.-25. whine

HTH

mudskipper
1st May 2014, 06:25
You forgot about putting on saltire makeup and a see-you Jimmy wig.

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tarbera
1st May 2014, 10:55
1. whine alot
2. eat fatty foods
3. be obese
4. whine even more
5. drink alot
6. whine yet more
7. try to get independence from the country that subsides your extravogent lefstle
8.-25. whine

HTH

you forgot

Claim Benefits
Work for a council
work in public sector
hate the English

MicrosoftBob
1st May 2014, 11:03
you forgot

Claim Benefits
Work for a council
work in public sector
hate the English

That could be Wales too

petergriffin
1st May 2014, 11:17
Die at the age of 52.

Unix
1st May 2014, 11:21
1. whine alot
2. eat fatty foods
3. be obese
4. whine even more
5. drink alot
6. whine yet more
7. try to get independence from the country that subsides your extravogent lefstle
8.-25. whine

HTH

Or as I like to call it enjoying life...:laugh

T-totaler-yoga-going-rule-follower-vegans--southern-puffs must have the most miserable existence on earth. They live 10 years longer, but it must be utterly boring.

petergriffin
1st May 2014, 11:24
Or as I like to call it enjoying life...:laugh

T-totaler-yoga-going-rule-follower-vegans--southern-puffs must have the most miserable existence on earth. They live 10 years longer, but it must be utterly boring.
Not only we live 10 years longer, we're also lucky that we don't live in the Norf.

Pogle
1st May 2014, 12:19
Not only we live 10 years longer, we're also lucky that we don't live in the Norf.

I consider myself lucky that you dont live in the North too :D

petergriffin
1st May 2014, 12:26
I consider myself lucky that you dont live in the North too :D
Actually I shopped for the best food when I was up norf.

I remember going on Tuesdays to the indoor market in Preston to buy some genuine Italian food. I doubt those stalls are still there.

It was just me, some OAPs and mostly foreigners shopping at the market. The local chavs were busy with junk food pushers nearby.

BrilloPad
1st May 2014, 12:30
Or as I like to call it enjoying life...:laugh

T-totaler-yoga-going-rule-follower-vegans--southern-puffs must have the most miserable existence on earth. They live 10 years longer, but it must be utterly boring.

Only in Scotland can you enjoy life while having a heart attack and whining.