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    Gents toilet - Female toilet cleaner

    If I am in the gents toilet and there is a female toilet cleaner and I expose myself to her accidentally, am I committing an offence?

    Or maybe I could try it deliberately - it worked for KentPhilip.....

    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If I am in the gents toilet and there is a female toilet cleaner and I expose myself to her accidentally, am I committing an offence?

    Or maybe I could try it deliberately - it worked for KentPhilip.....
    Were you reversing when she tried to get past?

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      #3
      You mean expose deliberately, as in, go up to her and wave your dong at her face, OR do you mean going in to have a slash and so having to expose yourself ?
      Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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        #4
        I expose myself to her accidentally
        no.

        Though I suspect Plod will try if she makes a complaint.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Female cleaner in the changing rooms at the gym. Being a German gym there be naked people are walking around all the time.

          Your not committing an offence you're being British.
          "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            If I am in the gents toilet and there is a female toilet cleaner and I expose myself to her accidentally, am I committing an offence?

            Or maybe I could try it deliberately - it worked for KentPhilip.....
            If she clocks the size of your whang and then dies laughing you could be in trouble.
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
              You mean expose deliberately, as in, go up to her and wave your dong at her face, OR do you mean going in to have a slash and so having to expose yourself ?
              All scenarios please! My legal team want as much input as possible.

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                #8
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                If she clocks the size of your whang and then dies laughing you could be in trouble.
                Wang!
                Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
                  Wang!
                  Reminds me of when Prince Charles wanted to propose to Princess Di. He wanted to make sure she was untouched so dropped his pants and said to her "what is this?" she replied "a wee-wee"? So he proposed, married her and on the wedding night he again dropped his pants and said "what is this". "A wee-wee" she replied" He says "We are married now - you can call it a dick". She replied "Charles - a dick is double the size of yours and black."

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
                    Wang!
                    Whang

                    Item 3.
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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