What would you like to marry?

**barrydidit** · 7 May 2014, 17:59

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Florida man demands right to wed computer - Telegraph

I would like to marry cuk. Its can't be any worse than my previous 2 wives.

The washing machine. It never complains when I chuck my load in it.

**BrilloPad** · 7 May 2014, 18:15

Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

The washing machine. It never complains when I chuck my load in it.

I thought you always did it by hand?

**eek** · 7 May 2014, 18:17

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Florida man demands right to wed computer - Telegraph

I would like to marry cuk. Its can't be any worse than my previous 2 wives.

But would cuk want to marry you?

**TestMangler** · 7 May 2014, 18:18

Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

The washing machine. It never complains when I chuck my load in it.

Why can I not help thinking that I wouldn't be surprised if you'd given that a try......

**d000hg** · 7 May 2014, 18:18

Considering the number of times you've been banned, and gone off in a strop because of how CUK treats you, I advise against it.

**barrydidit** · 7 May 2014, 18:18

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I thought you always did it by hand?

I know, but next door won't let me use their mangle any more.

**BrilloPad** · 7 May 2014, 18:21

Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Considering the number of times you've been banned, and gone off in a strop because of how CUK treats you, I advise against it.

Sounds like the sort of marriage I am used to. I bet there is no sex either.

**barrydidit** · 7 May 2014, 18:22

Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Why can I not help thinking that I wouldn't be surprised if you'd given that a try......

Mangle! I was just thinking about you...

**TestMangler** · 7 May 2014, 18:23

Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

Mangle! I was just thinking about you...

Hopefully, that didn't result in you dumping a load......

What would you like to marry?