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    God Im Bored

    Im so bored, I cannot find the words. I need a challenge.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan
    Im so bored, I cannot find the words. I need a challenge.
    Write a program that allows bored users to fill in the “o”s with their mouse.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan
      Im so bored, I cannot find the words. I need a challenge.
      You called - reformat all the source code in your project to your personal preference and then commit. If you don't know what I am talking about then stick your head down the nearest toilet and flush.

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan
        Im so bored, I cannot find the words. I need a challenge.
        Help AtW with his XSL.

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          #5
          You want a challenge? How about this from many years ago: analyse the output from the batch run to determine the amount of a page covered in ink so we can estimate how long a laser printer cartridge will last.

          This is a genuine task invented by a manager. He was surprised when nobody wanted to do it. So he allocated it to his ‘favourite’ a young Pakistani chap. The following week he presented his findings at the team meeting to a stunned audience. It was well thought-out, very good presentation with tables, charts, etc. Our manager look so proud of him, telling the rest of us, “why can’t the rest of you do work of this quality”.

          I think you can all guess how well his forecast compared with reality. The value of his stock went into a long term decline after that.
          Blair, you cannot reach me now,
          No matter how you try,
          Goodbye cruel Labour,
          Your end is nigh.

          International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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