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    Lets laugh at pimps

    Got this email from a pimp today...however I didn't come down in the last shower so he'll have no luck here I particularly like the slapdash way in which it was written, esp liberal use of the phrase 'in the future'

    I am currently attempting to update the profiles i have for candidates regarding JAVA contract roles. Please could you send me an updated CV and anymore information on what your currently working on and what it is you would like to do in the future. I can then profile you much better for any roles that come up in the future.

    We are expecting a large volume of JAVA positions to become available in the next few months so any information you can provide will help the process. If you have an up to date reference list of people that you have previously worked for then that speeds the process up when i try to place you in a job. None of the names given will be contacted regarding anything other than a specific job i have highlighted for you.
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

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    Give him a whole set of contact people you hate.
    Start with Milan.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      If you have an up to date reference list of people that you have previously worked for then that speeds the process up when i try to place you in a job.
      People I have previously worked for.

      A Hole
      Wayne Kerr
      Terry ****witt

      HTH

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        Jenny Tallwarts
        Anita Sheet
        Iver Biggun
        "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


        Thomas Jefferson

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          #5
          Chris packet
          Robert Sole
          T Blair
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Hugh Janus
            Mike Hunt

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              #7
              Betty Swollocks
              Mary Hinge (actually, this one is a valid e-mail on our mail server!)
              Blair, you cannot reach me now,
              No matter how you try,
              Goodbye cruel Labour,
              Your end is nigh.

              International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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                #8
                Tony Blair
                Gordon Brown
                A G entscum.

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