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Jaffa no more

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    Jaffa no more

    Brit chap weaves silver bullet for wireless health scare bollocks

    For the truly paranoid - Tin Foil Undies

    are they listless or swimming the wrong way? you may be microwaving the tadpoles, yours for only £24!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    It's a start, but as most cosmic radiation hits you head first you'd still need the tin foil hat
    Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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      #3
      OP, I assumed this thread was about you having your vasectomy reversed.

      Not sure which would have provided the most entertainment

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        #4
        For a minute there I was worried they'd stopped making jaffa cakes
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          I think the block is just testiculating wildly to be honest.

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            #6
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            It's a start, but as most cosmic radiation hits you head first you'd still need the tin foil hat
            But not those nasty neutrinos, which are nearly completely unaffected by passing through the whole planet
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Oranges are not the only fruit.

              showing your age old chap!
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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