PM for Russell Crowe

[MarillionFan]

Russell, having watched Gladiator those many years ago and thinking what a great film that was, I am appalled to see your latest effort 'Noah'. I thought that your appearance in Superman was bad 'Basically Gladiator = Jorel' but the teaser trailer for Noah on YouTube where you basically do 'Gladiator = Noah creation story' is so ******* bad, it makes a parody of a parody so badly acted that in theory you should disappear up your own arse. Not since Hugh Grant has an actor appeared so one dimensional! In fact, if we include a Beautiful Mind its less than one dimensional. Ill let you figure that out. You mindless talentless twat.

God I hope you don't get Jesus or a Spartacus remake next.

[Dallas]

Yes but, I think I represent a lot of the ladies on here who 'appreciate the aesthetics', and don't give a .... about skill in certain cases. That pretty much applies to fellas too, you can have yours, but he is one of ours

[norrahe]

Yes but, I think I represent a lot of the ladies on here who 'appreciate the aesthetics', and don't give a .... about skill in certain cases. That pretty much applies to fellas too, you can have yours, but he is one of ours

Not my cup of tea, sadly.

Have to agree with MF, it's all gone downhill since Gladiator

[mudskipper]

Not my cup of tea, sadly.

Have to agree with MF, it's all gone downhill since Gladiator

I fear we've all gone downhill since Gladiator!

[MyUserName]

I fear we've all gone downhill since Gladiator!

My sword fighting group has - that was the biggest film we were ever in

[SpontaneousOrder]

I though robin hood was decent.

[MicrosoftBob]

I though robin hood was decent.

It dragged for me, the whole film seemed draw out and just setting the scene for a sequel

[d000hg]

He was in another film with a boat too wasn't he?

So in conclusion if you want a film about the Ark, watch Evan Almighty instead?

[MyUserName]

So in conclusion if you want a film about the Ark, watch Evan Almighty instead?

I actually told people this at church on Sunday.

[fullyautomatix]

Not my cup of tea, sadly.

Have to agree with MF, it's all gone downhill since Gladiator

Completely agree there. Gladiator was an epic and it was going to be difficult to match it. There have been some bright spots in between but I reckon he will forever try to best Gladiator and it wont happen.