The beginning of cuk

[BrilloPad]

In the beginning was the admin. And he toiled for 6 days to make cuk. Then he rested.

Then Admin "ate an apple" with AndyW's mum. And AndyW was sent off to the world.

Okay - what really happened?

[hyperD]

Genitals 20: And Admin said, "Let the fora teem with living sockpuppets, and let Menelaus fly above the earth across the vault of the sky."

21: So Admin created the great sockpuppets of CUK and every mindless thing with which the fora teems and that bores about in it, according to their politics, and every dim bird according to its kind. And Admin saw that it was good.

22: Admin blessed them and said, "Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the fora with tedious drivel, and let the sockies increase on CUK."

23: And there was evening, and there was morning and still Brillo couldn't sleep.

[Mich the Tester]

Genitals 20: And Admin said, "Let the fora teem with living sockpuppets, and let Menelaus fly above the earth across the vault of the sky."

21: So Admin created the great sockpuppets of CUK and every mindless thing with which the fora teems and that bores about in it, according to their politics, and every dim bird according to its kind. And Admin saw that it was good.

22: Admin blessed them and said, "Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the fora with tedious drivel, and let the sockies increase on CUK."

23: And there was evening, and there was morning and still Brillo couldn't sleep.

24: And Menelaus did spill imaginary spaghetti bolognese in his imaginary fighter jet

[d000hg]

24: And Menelaus did spill imaginary spaghetti bolognese in his imaginary fighter jet

So that's where the FSM comes from!

[norrahe]

24: And Menelaus did spill imaginary spaghetti bolognese in his imaginary fighter jet

25: And Admin said, bring forth the mighty Zeitghost for he may slay the esteemed customers and doth eat of their liver ( with fava beans and a nice chianti).

[SimonMac]

In the beginning was the admin. And he toiled for 6 days to make cuk. Then he rested.

Then Admin "ate an apple" with AndyW's mum. And AndyW was sent off to the world.

Okay - what really happened?

I thought he out sourced it to NickFitz so was done in 3

[Unix]

And a former Angel of CUK called kandr fell from the heights of rep glory and became banned forever but returned in other guises.

[Mich the Tester]

26: Lo! The cyberman doth lick the chutney spoon and return it to its receptacle!

[norrahe]

27: and on the seventh day Admin created TPD as he was bored of resting

[VectraMan]

28. AndyW begat Denny begat Chico begat Gittins Girl.