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    Most swear words in a meeting

    I counted at least 30 tulips
    Which also consisted of
    Around 10 'I dont give a f-ck'
    3 You have to be 'tulipting me'
    Lets get this 'tulip' done
    4 What is the ******* problem!

    Amazingly I didn't swear once. Now, that's a record!
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I counted at least 30 tulips
    Which also consisted of
    Around 10 'I dont give a f-ck'
    3 You have to be 'tulipting me'
    Lets get this 'tulip' done
    4 What is the ******* problem!

    Amazingly I didn't swear once. Now, that's a record!
    I work with a very nice chap who shouted at a supplier in a project board meeting that he was a ******* ******. And with good reason.
    The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

    George Frederic Watts

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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      #3
      Originally posted by speling bee View Post
      I work with a very nice chap who shouted at a supplier in a project board meeting that he was a ******* ******. And with good reason.
      I got told I was a star today too.

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        #4
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        I got told I was a star today too.
        Sounds like a disguised permie term.
        The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

        George Frederic Watts

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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          #5
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          I got told I was a star today too.
          I told someone to wear a star today.

          Churchill.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            ...

            I kid you not, I had a meeting with a user who in between 20 effs in a half hour finished up by saying 'and I want to put all this stuff in the thingy'

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              #7
              once upset a supplier so much he said to my boss & I ,


              'I don't need your ffing business'.


              apparently asking him to fix the faults in his system was unreasonable.

              I tried not to laugh.

              We tend not to get a lot of swearing HR frown on it (a lot - to the point you get taken aside).
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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