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Spurs sack Pochettino
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I read earlier that Spurs fan Charles Bronson, the man dubbed Britain's most violent prisoner, smeared himself with butter and took on 10 screws on hearing that Arsenal had won the FA Cup (Can't find the link, but I'm sure a better news hound than I will be able to sniff it out).
2 observations to make there.
Firstly I'm not surprised he's Britain's most violent prisoner if he kicks off every time there's bad news for Spurs.
Secondly, I'd be innerested to know how he got hold of enough butter with which to cover himself when he's locked up in solitary deep in the bowels of Monster Mansion. -
Originally posted by BBC SportTottenham Hotspur have appointed Mauricio Pochettino as their new manager on a five-year deal.
I guess that if Moyes was on a six year deal, Pochettino will be out the door in about five months.Comment
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Originally posted by Gittins Gal View PostI read earlier that Spurs fan Charles Bronson, the man dubbed Britain's most violent prisoner, smeared himself with butter and took on 10 screws on hearing that Arsenal had won the FA Cup (Can't find the link, but I'm sure a better news hound than I will be able to sniff it out).Comment
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Not good news. I’ve had another rumble. This time with a dozen riot mob on the yard!
“Obviously I had my reasons and I’d sooner swallow teeth than my pride. Sadly I came off worst – got smashed up ribs.
"Life goes on Kate! You won’t hear me moan!”
The hard man went on: “It was sunny! A scorcher! Arsenal was playing Hull. I so wanted Hull to win, coz I’m Spurs.
“I got Lurpak and spread it on thick. Then a small cloud appeared.
“I swear I see Ron’s [Kray] face. It was eerie. Go on son, let ’em have it!Comment
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