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My girfriends lost her pussy

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    My girfriends lost her pussy

    300 miles from home and finally let outside, do we see any sign of said moggy....nope

    Hopefully it's just hiding somewhere from all the rain, either that or one very lost moggy is trying to find it's way to it's old home over 200 miles away
    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    300 miles from home and finally let outside, do we see any sign of said moggy....nope

    Hopefully it's just hiding somewhere from all the rain, either that or one very lost moggy is trying to find it's way to it's old home over 200 miles away
    Or it's picked a fight with a tyre and lost. Hopefully it's just going round the neighbors working out where the best snacks are to be found.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      I hope it is chipped?

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        #4
        My aunty and uncle moved from Keynsham to Wokingham taking their cat with them.

        The cat went missing and sometime after it was found dead under their old garden shed back in Keynsham.

        Incredible that a cat can navigate its way back over 80 mikes like that .

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            I hope it is chipped?
            It is but still registered to someone else in London, she found out ex husband hadn't got the chip change when they took possession of the cat nine years ago

            Moggy has returned, so she might give in to my nagging and get her moggy rechipped

            And to make it worse she let out my cat twice that hadn't been let out of the new place till now, thankfully now back inside as well

            I think the whole village was alerted by the sound of it, never cross a mad cat lady they go postal...
            Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

            No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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              Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
              It is but still registered to someone else in London, she found out ex husband hadn't got the chip change when they took possession of the cat nine years ago

              Moggy has returned, so she might give in to my nagging and get her moggy rechipped

              And to make it worse she let out my cat twice that hadn't been let out of the new place till now, thankfully now back inside as well

              I think the whole village was alerted by the sound of it, never cross a mad cat lady they go postal...
              Glad it's back. Probably just exploring the new neighbourhood.

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                #8
                We waited two weeks before letting the little horror out, and that was only because of his determined attempt to scratch and piss on everything in the house

                The only consolation was knowing the amount of local wildlife he could kill for pleasure or if he really got bored just to eat
                Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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