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Fatwah allows sodomy for jihad purposes

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    Fatwah allows sodomy for jihad purposes

    Have we done this one yet, from March this year?

    London-Based Cleric: Wahhabi Fatwa Allows Sodomy to Widen Anus for Jihad Purposes (Video)

    Abdallah Al-Khilaf: First, we’d like to show you a fatwa, which appeared on the Lions of Sunna Internet forum. One Wahhabi wrote: “Dear Sheik, may Allah grant you martyrdom and black-eyed virgins in Paradise, I wanted to commit a martyrdom operation. I turned to Sheik Abu Dimaa Al-Qassab, who told me that they had invented a new and unprecedented form of martyrdom operations – explosive capsules are inserted into your anus.

    “In order to train for this method of Jihad, you must consent to being sodomized for a period of time, so that your anus becomes wider, making room for the explosives.

    “My question is whether I am permitted to allow one of the mujahideen access to my anus, if my intentions are honorable, and the purpose is to train for Jihad by widening my anus.”

    The sheik praised Allah and said: “In principle, sodomy is forbidden. However, Jihad is more important. It is the pinnacle of Islam. If sodomy is the only way to reach this pinnacle of Islam, then there is no harm in it. ...
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    #2
    And they say Islam isn't progressive.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      It's funny how all the wahabis speak about wanting to kill gays when they are the most gay of them all.

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        #4
        Define "most gay"?
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          Spent most of my marriage trying to convince the missus an up the bum would be good for her, improve skin tone, cure dandruff etc. but never thought to try a religious angle. Darn it.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Define "most gay"?
            gay: pertaining to, or exhibiting sexual desire or behavior directed toward a person or persons of one's own sex; homosexual: a gay couple.

            most: in the greatest quantity, amount, measure, degree, or number: to win the most votes.

            HTH

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              #7
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Define "most gay"?
              They push back
              Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

              No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                #8
                Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post
                gay: pertaining to, or exhibiting sexual desire or behavior directed toward a person or persons of one's own sex; homosexual: a gay couple.

                most: in the greatest quantity, amount, measure, degree, or number: to win the most votes.

                HTH
                Yes I know what each word means but not how they are combined. If I find a gay couple, how are you going to measure which of them is gayer?
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Yes I know what each word means but not how they are combined. If I find a gay couple, how are you going to measure which of them is gayer?
                  I think it depends on how much "gayness" they exhibit - actually not sure if that's a real word but you know what I mean?

                  My cousin is gay and has been with his partner for years, my cousin is def the 'gayer' of the two... he's overtly 'camp' and his partner is totally opposite.
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Yes I know what each word means but not how they are combined. If I find a gay couple, how are you going to measure which of them is gayer?
                    I apologise - I didn't realise you needed such an in-depth explanation or what "most gay" means. I guess if you were of a particularly low IQ you could come up with alternatives to the contextual meaning. Basically it was implied that the wahabis would more often perform gay acts or are in general more often gay than not. CM above gave another plausible interpretation.

                    I hope that helps.

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