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    Fish pedicure

    Sitting here having one of those fish pedicures. Really weird feeling,like pins and needles as the little blighters peck away munching the dead skin from my athletes infected foot.

    Weird.

    Anyone tried it?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Try it with crocodiles....

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Sitting here having one of those fish pedicures. Really weird feeling,like pins and needles as the little blighters peck away munching the dead skin from my athletes infected foot.

      Weird.

      Anyone tried it?
      No! wtf would I want to nibble the infected foot of your athlete.

      PS
      Why do you even have an athlete?

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Sitting here having one of those fish pedicures. Really weird feeling,like pins and needles as the little blighters peck away munching the dead skin from my athletes infected foot.

        Weird.

        Anyone tried it?

        Not since the local vicar got HIV from doing it
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #5
          Originally posted by Paddy View Post
          Not since the local vicar got HIV from doing it
          <DrHouse>Of course he got it from a fish, not from dipping the holy pen in a parishioner's inkpot</DrHouse>
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by stek View Post
            Try it with Honey Badgers....
            ftfy, no charge.

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              #7
              Popular with Chavs in the shopping centre.
              "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                #8
                Just walked past again and all the fish in the tank I had my tootsies in are now floating on the top.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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