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    BBC News - Cow slurry fetishist David Truscott given jail term

    "David Truscott, 44, repeatedly rolled around naked in cow slurry and developed an obsession with a farm in Redruth, Cornwall.

    On Friday he was handed an extended sentence of 10 years following psychiatric reports."

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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    BBC News - Cow slurry fetishist David Truscott given jail term

    "David Truscott, 44, repeatedly rolled around naked in cow slurry and developed an obsession with a farm in Redruth, Cornwall.

    On Friday he was handed an extended sentence of 10 years following psychiatric reports."
    It explains why Sas has disappeared...
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #3
      Cow poo, what an excellent choice of sex partner! No need to feign interest in female conversations, spend your money on expensive meals, holidays, end up with ghastly kids etc.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #4
        Slurry? A sex act? Calf murderer?

        I'm surprised he only got 10 years. Worrying.
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          #5
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          BBC News - Cow slurry fetishist David Truscott given jail term

          "David Truscott, 44, repeatedly rolled around naked in cow slurry and developed an obsession with a farm in Redruth, Cornwall.

          On Friday he was handed an extended sentence of 10 years following psychiatric reports."
          Hmmm...interesting.

          Though it has to be said he's a bit of a lightweight.

          Any self respecting South Somerset agricultural effluent fetishist's stock in trade is pig slurry (#MudfordSock YFC).

          A far more potent brew.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            Slurry? A sex act? Calf murderer?

            I'm surprised he only got 10 years. Worrying.
            I thought worrying was something you did with sheep.

            Oops. That's a pastime for dogs isn't it?
            Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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