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    #1

    I have eaten 2kg of cherries

    in three days. I don't weigh 2kg more than I did and I don't remember having a gigantipoo. Where have they all gone?
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    in three days. I don't weigh 2kg more than I did and I don't remember having a gigantipoo. Where have they all gone?
    Cherries are mainly water, you pissed/sweated them off.
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      I hope you didn't swallow the stones as when you do go, it'll be like a Maxim
      “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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