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3 June 2014, 12:16

Passenger arrested at Cuba airport with 66 tiny birds sewn into his trousers | Mail Online

Budgie smuggling: Passenger arrested at Cuba airport with 66 tiny birds sewn into his trousers after customs officer spots ‘bulge’
Man was stopped in Cuba airport as he attempted to board flight to America
Tried to claim 'bulge' in his trousers was a pigeon - a gift for his grandson
Customs officers ordered him to remove trousers and found 66 tiny birds

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...20_634x477.jpg

ouch pecks on your pecker.

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3 June 2014, 12:20

Pity they weren't budgies, or they would have been a great budgie smuggler pun and double entendre there

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3 June 2014, 12:39

Looking at that picture I bet he was glad they weren't woodpeckers!!

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